Our Menu
Appetizers
Mozzarella Sticks
$10.09
Served with house red sauce.
Garlic Knots
$5.19
Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce.
Pizza Fries
$8.99
Rosemary fries topped with red sauce and mozzarella.
Rosemary Fries
$8.59
Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
Garlic Bread
$6.49
Served with house red sauce.
Cheese Bread
$7.49
Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce.
Basket of Wing Chips
$5.89
Italian Cheese Dip
$8.99
"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips.
Bone Dips
For your crust: Warm cheese fondue: $3.00 | Italian "Dirty" fondue: $3.50
Wings & Fingers
Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ, TeriQ, Garlic Butter Parmesan, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ +$0.79
8 Wings
$12.99
Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
25 Wings
25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
50 Wings
50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
Wing Basket
$13.99
8 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese.
Chicken Fingers
$12.99
Served with your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
Chicken Finger Basket
$14.99
Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce | Toss them in any of our wing flavors for +$1.49
Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese
$3.19
Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese
$0.99
Salads
Dressings: House-Made Italian, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette
Idiot Salad
Individual $4.40 | Family $7.40 • Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini.
Idiot Greek Salad
Individual $8.70 | Family $11.40 • Lettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request).
Grilled Chicken Salad
$16.89
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast.
Antipasto Salad
$15.89
Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.
Create Your Own Pizza
Build 12" Small Pizza
$13.81
Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke + $1.59 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.09
Build 16" Large Pizza
$15.81
Base Sauces: Red, White, or Pesto | Ranch or Pesto Swirl +$1.49 | Substitute Vegan Cheese +$2.00 • Toppings: Extra Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Ground Beef, Mushroom, Onion, Black Olive, Tomato, Garlic, Green Pepper, Banana Pepper, Jalapeño Pepper, Pineapple, Green Olive, Cheddar Cheese, Spinach, Artichoke +$2.09 | Premium Toppings: Grilled Chicken, Cajun Chicken, Roasted Red Pepper, Kalamata Olive, Ricotta Cheese, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Anchovy, Pepperoncini, Provolone Cheese, Sun Dried Tomato, Broccoli, Caper +$2.59
Pizza by The Slice
Cheese
$2.69
Daily Specialty
$3.79
Idiot Suggestions
All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3.00 less than list price.
Village Special
$21.81
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive.
The Godfather
$18.81
Italian sausage, onion, green pepper.
Kamikaze
$18.81
Ham, pineapple, jalapeno.
Italian
$18.81
Ham, pepperoni, salami.
Park Avenue
$20.81
Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken.
Freshman Fifteen
$19.81
Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch.
Rajun Cajun
$19.81
Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno.
The Barnyard
$22.91
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese.
Fat Hawaiian
$18.81
Ham, pineapple, bacon.
Jason “The Bud Man” Special
$20.81
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese.
The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
$20.81
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef.
Chicken Hibachi
$20.81
Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce.
Pesto Primavera
$22.81
Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato.
Greek
$20.81
Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper.
White Pizza Paradise
$19.81
White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic.
Italian Flag
$18.81
White base, spinach, tomato, garlic.
The Octopus' Garden
$20.81
Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion.
Buffalo Chicken
$18.81
Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese.
BBQ Chicken
$18.81
BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion.
Rucker
$19.81
Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon.
Sorensen’s Great White North
$22.81
White base, bacon, Italian sausage.
Chicken Mediterranean
$22.81
Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion.
Zambini
$22.81
Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno.
Something Sweet
2 Cannolis
$4.89
Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream.
Dough Pillows
$8.99
Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar.
Pizza
Bulk 16' Pizza Orders
21 - 30 Pizzas
$1.50 off each
31 & Above
$2.50 off each
Pasta
12 – 15 servings • Contact us regarding minimum order amounts and limitations.
Linguini Marinara
$35.00
Linguine noodles tossed in our house pasta sauce and finished with basil and parmesan cheese.
Linguini with Meatballs
$43.00
Linguine noodles and meatballs tossed in house pasta sauce and finished with basil and parmesan cheese.
Sausage and Alfredo Farfalle
$43.00
Farfalle noodles and Italian sausage tossed with our house alfredo sauce finished with parmesan cheese and basil. Spinach available upon request.
Baked Ziti
$43.00
Our signature pasta dish made with ziti noodles blended with our house pasta sauce and cheese blend then baked to perfection.
Baked Ziti with Ground Beef and Italian Sausage
$50.00
Our signature pasta dish made with ziti noodles blended with our ground beef, Italian sausage, our house pasta sauce and cheese blend then baked to perfection.
Chicken
Wing Flavors: Mild, Medium, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, Spicy Honey Mustard, BBQ, Spicy BBQ, TeriQ, Garlic Butter Parmesan, Abacus Gold Standard Carolina BBQ ($5 upcharge)
Chicken Wing Tray
$65.49
50 wings in your choice of two flavors served with celery and 8 ounces of ranch or bleu cheese.
Chicken Finger Tray
$45.00
40 pieces of tenders cut in half and served with 8 ounces of your choice of sauce.
Celery and Sauce
$8.00
Salads
10 – 12 servings
Idiot Salad
$20.00
Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, and pepperoncini served with 8 ounces of your choice of dressing.
Greek Salad
$26.00
Tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, and feta cheese served with 8 ounces of our House Dressing (anchovies available upon request).
Antipasto Salad
$35.00
Our catering idiot salad topped with pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone, and mozzarella cheese served with 8 ounces of house dressing.
Starters
Garlic Knots
$25.00
24 hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with 8 ounces of house red sauce.
Antipasto Platter
$45.00
Pepperoni, ham, salami, artichokes, pepperoncinis, kalamata olives, and cubed feta cheese.
Meatball Tray
$42.00
32 meatballs in our house red sauce topped with basil and parmesan cheese.
Desserts
By the dozen
Brownie Tray
$25.00
Cannoli Tray
$40.00
Mixed Brownie and Cannoli Tray
$32.00
Bagged Lunches
All boxed lunches are served with a brownie for dessert and individual cutlery and napkins in each lunch. We are not able to accommodate any special requests on boxed lunches. 10 person minimum order.
8" Personal Pizza
$9.99
Choice of cheese or pepperoni.
Stromboli
$14.99
Filled with pepperoni, Italian sausage, green pepper, onion and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of red sauce.
Veggie Stromboli
$14.99
Mushroom, spinach, broccoli and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of red sauce.
Beverages
20 oz Soda
$2.29
Two Liter Soda
$3.60
Freshly Brewed Tea
$6.50
Sweet or Unsweet
Bag of Ice
$4.00